Chapter I · The Catalogue
One listing a day · prices verbatim
€7,495,000
Villa, La Zagaleta — saltwater pool, surveillance cameras, country view, in that order.
Read the entry →Chapter II · The Shortlist
Today's ten · rating × review depth
- 02PiÑam Coffee and MoreCoffee · Marbella★ 5.0 — 470
- 03A La PaneraBakery · Marbella★ 5.0 — 335
- 04Margot's MarbellaBrunch · Marbella★ 5.0 — 269
- 05BAM — Burgers And MoreBurgers · San Pedro★ 5.0 — 226
- 06LuiniItalian · San Pedro★ 4.9 — 2,191
- 07Pizza TimePizza · Marbella★ 4.9 — 1,169
- 08D'Aquinos RestaurantInternational · San Pedro★ 4.9 — 927
- 09Amorino GelatoIce cream · Marbella★ 4.9 — 758
- 10PASTICCIO Pizza y PastaItalian · San Pedro★ 4.9 — 692
Chapter III · Priced
What it actually costs · figures dated, sources linked
where a sunbed starts on this coast — the floor of the Sunbed Index. Sunbed Index
where a daybed ends, Puerto Banús — the ceiling of the same table. Beach clubs
per square metre, median asking, Puerto Banús — the dearest zone in the Atlas. Puerto Banús
Spain's most expensive home, listed in Marbella, August 2026. The Wire, 26·08
Malaga exports, a record, despite the US slump. The Wire, 27·08
Chapter IV · The Atlas
77 zones · median asking, €3M+ pool
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